Monday, January 31, 2005

Being horny...

I'll make this quick short and to the point; only because of time constraints. I also feel that I need to post because its been a couple of days and if you go too long without posting folks get mad at you...

So I've been really horny for about a week. Things tend to happen when your horny, at least to me anyway. It could be because the wonderful chemical concept commonly known as the female hormone, possesses you like the Exorcist. Also, these random events tend to happen when your only not getting any sex, but you also have no chance in hell or getting any sex anytime soon.
For example, everyone around you becomes attractive. "Fuckable" attractive. I have a gay friend who I pretty much see and hang out with every single day who has never even come close to getting me hot at all. In fact, it even grossed me out to entertain that idea. Put that boy in some soft lighting all of a sudden he's fucking Boris Kodjoe. Also, I got my cable installed in my new apartment. The cable guy was cute. Really, really, cute. Cable guys are never, cute, ever... They're always overweight, and no matter what part of the United States you live in, they're really country.
If you watch the Surreal life, Peter Brady from the Brady Bunch is one of the cast members. I swear if he was sitting next to me right now,I would jump his bones. Last, but not least, songs make you horny. Not just sex songs, but the most random song in the world makes you horny. I will explain. I love Kanye West's music. Kanye, the man himself just doesn't do it for me. Through the Wire made me horny. Is it because of Kanye's voice? Umm no. Just that damn song made me horny. Or maybe it was that song combined with Peter Brady, hmmmm.


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