Ho-hum, yawn, Happy Valentine's Day

I really didn't want to post today. But I felt that I should just because I feel that I should speak on behalf of the classification of single females that I belong to. Yes, men there are different classifications. I belong to a subset that is called the single, non-desperate category. This specific category usually belongs to the type of girl who is single with no man, and who is not looking for one. This is rare for different males to spot because we usually act like we already have a man. The single, non-desperate female usually exhibits certain symptoms. She is either (a) really attractive and does not have a desire to be with one man
(b) has been hurt really badly by the love of her life in the past
(c) lesbian in denial
I will not reveal which category I belong to, got to save something for the marriage.

The other categories include the single-desperate female, the non-single but wants to be female, the non-single female who has no intention of leaving her man because he has money female, and finally the tease. Of all of the categories that we're mentioned above the ones that raise the highest red flag are the single-desperate female and the tease. I will explain why. The single-desperate female has more obvious qualities than any other, so many that my hand will get tired typing them all, but I will paraphrase the top two.
(a) never had a boyfriend
(b) stalker
A girl, 20 or above, who has never had a boyfriend is a dangerous species. They will latch on to anything that gives them any kind of attention. She seems perfectly normal at first, but the longer you get to now her, the sooner it will be that she will ask you for small favors; such as coming to fix her car, helping her move, and the dreaded asking you to go church with her (insert creepy scream here).If she asks you to got to church, run don't walk. I guarantee you that if her mama doesn't go to that church, somebody who talks to her mama everyday on the phone is sitting in the pew right in front of you.
If any of you have declined a number from a girl more than ten times, or you change your plans because she may show up at the place you attending, she's a stalker. Stalker may be a little harsh, but if you think she may be a just a little stalkerish now, that's just like saying your boy's a little bit gay.

And finally, the tease. Everyone hates the tease, male and female. Guys, the ones you need to beware of are the fine ones, the Serena Williams booty ones, they're the worst. They get the high off of getting men to do what they want and not the actual sex. The teases are actually very talented, many of you probably don't even know who they are. But I bet you bought them stuff.

As you can tell I believe that dating is overrated. But this is the first Valentine's Day in many years that I am really indifferent about, so I felt that I should write a how to guide for the guys. Who knows your woman may be a single-desperate or a tease. God help you if you don't know. Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!