Short and sweet...

For those of you who know me or have at least read one passage of my blog. I watch a lot of TV; so before I left for work this morning I had the pleasure of watching Jennifer Lopez "beyond the runaway". Okay, i'm lying. I ended up watching her for a solid of hour on MTV hits also because they are featuring all of her videos. Anyhoo, its obvious Jennifer Lopez falls into that rare subset of people who are stars. Stars are classified as people that you may or may not like, but you can't help watching or talking about them.

Also, for those of you who really know me, you know I hate Jennifer Lopez. I don't hate on her because she's pretty like Beyonce, I actually don't like her. If I met her in person, I don't think I would like her. She is one of those females that you all have met or are currently friends with who feels that no matter now successful that she is on her own, she does not feel its worth anything without a man. Not a man, who loves and respects her mind you, but a man who is by her side, whether she likes him or not (i.e. Cris Judd, her first husband, I think his name is Ojani). Plus, she seems bitchy. Not a bitch, to me a bitch is someone who says what everyone is thinking and they don't give a shit like it like or not. Being bitchy is worse, bitchiness is formed into your personality and that's worse. so I digress...

so what got on my nerves about this special, is that even though her company generated 300 million dollars in revenues last year, and she obviously has final say over everything that is marketed and sold. She really does not have any idea what she's talking about half the time. For her upcoming fashion show, she stated that she wanted velvet ropes and a red carpet for because she wanted the theme to be like a show. The person that she hired who had done numerous shows in the past replied that gimmicks usually do not work in shows because it throws people off, she looked like someone had just punched her in the stomach. Also, her comments on the new line went something like, "If I see something that I cannot change, don't show it too me." Why? I thought that if you were running a label like that, you would want all of the designs to be perfect upon arrival, that logic didn't make any sense to me.

To top it all off, she herself looked tacky when she was walking down the runaway. Her weave looked cheap. Also, being a owner of a oversized butt, I understand that nothing that you wear will hide that butt. But don't wear tight white spandex!!!! It will make you look like you have a butt that you don't even want. And yes she had in tight white spandex, she may have a fancier name for the fabric, but trust me its spandex.