Sunday, December 10, 2006

The Hoe Gene

If I have to explain what this is then you dont't have one.

First, let's classify what exactly my defintion of a hoe is. My defintion of a hoe is a person who loves sex to the extent of being able to have it with a person or persons without any emotional attachment. Said hoe, is also willing to participate in questionable sexual actions with person or person(s) without remorse. A hoe may use this task for either personal gain or a continuous chase of an unattainable euphoric high.

And yes, I have one

I, as well as many others, namely women, have to keep the hoe gene under wraps, because if we don't then we will be considered...well...hoes. Of course, this does not apply to men because it is acceptable in society for them to be hoes. If women does not fight her hoe gene, then any man she gets involved with will see how easy it is for them to get sex, and how willing they are to experiment sexually. Thus the man treating her like a fuck buddy, always resulting in not being respected.

We with the hoe gene walk around with a mask. Whenever we come across a man that we find worthy of pursuing a relationship with, we must never ever let on our true persona. The hoe gene is only unmasked when we are with a specific male that we will never have any romantic feelings for, or some random person who caught us on a super drunk night at the club whose name we don't have to remember.

Typical symptoms of having a hoe gene (for females)include:

-watching way too much porn, I mean way too much porn even for a guy

-if you meet someone whose nice that you're just not attracted to that you don't plan on seeing again and you contmeplate getting sex out of it anyway

-if going 2 weeks without sex is an eternity for you, but you don't have a boyfriend.

-your fuck buddy sessions are not a treat that comes out of nowhere, but a part of your weekly routine.

-fat dudes sometimes become sexy to you.

If at least two of these five items apply to you. You have issues that need to be controlled.

I admit it, what inspired this post was that I had a re-lapse recently. The non-high school graduate dude who I spoke of in an earlier post, called me yesterday morning. Don't even like him in the least bit, but it took everything in my power not to go over his house yesterday. That's some strength for your ass.

2 comments:

cookie21204 said...

I know. I have to live my truth. I wrote this so others can follow suit.

Unknown said...

Interesting post. Good insight into the female psyche. I've always wondered how some women shed the pressures of society and culture and purse the desires of the flesh with an abandon. And others never break free of the constraints and never fully enjoy that with which they have been blessed. I dont believe in the term hoe for a woman who is not selling it or looking for compensation or affirmation through sex. They were designed to enjoy just like men were.